Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Marriage research

here is a glimpse of my latest research:

there are 890 females for every 1000 males in urban india. leave out the prostitutes and spinsters which gets us to the conclusion that 25% of the males in urban india have absolutely no chance of marriage.
i think i fall in this elite 25%.
this figure of 25% will go up further after conducting more in depth research.

edit: thx to mike aka pari...i found out that approx 4.4 % of females between 15-44 are lesbians..hence its safe to make the figure 30%

so now, 30% of males in urban india stand no chance for marriage

edit2: another insight from debanshu...rich married men doubling up with unmarried girls...2-3% eliminated

so now, 33% of males in urban india stand no chance for marriage

edit 3: thx mike aka pari...eliminating 2% as HIV+ females

so now, 35% of males in urban india stand no chance for marriage
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12 comments:

  1. SpaceMonkeyJune 20, 2007 at 7:30 PM

    Very insightful. Good job so far.

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  2. KasturiJune 21, 2007 at 2:18 AM

    hehehee....kahi research kartoys ka sadhya???

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  3. Pari GandhiJune 21, 2007 at 7:00 AM

    what about gays?

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  4. pratJune 21, 2007 at 7:05 AM

    yeh we can definitely eliminate lesbos and increase the 25% figure

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  5. Debanshu MukherjeeJune 21, 2007 at 9:17 AM

    quite a lot of urban males will double time too...so, include that as well!

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  6. pratJune 21, 2007 at 9:25 AM

    thx debanshu for the insight...included in the research findings

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  7. Pari GandhiJune 23, 2007 at 5:40 AM

    what about people with HIV+?

    Remember its included in the search option in
    http://www.shaadi.com/partner_search/matrimonial_search/advancedmarriagesearch.php

    which means, more people have it, than what you could have imagined.

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  8. AnonymousJune 26, 2007 at 5:20 AM

    Hey Bratty Pratty

    I read this research somewhere before. Hahah. unoe wad, turning gay would certainly solve ur marriage woes. Just imagine: a whole lot more choices for you!

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  9. ITDonkeyJuly 11, 2007 at 10:12 PM

    Prat, this just proves what I have been knowing all along. There is no hope for people like us.

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  10. KasturiApril 5, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    i am waiting for ur blog now!!! plzzz update it......

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  11. The_WandererJuly 19, 2008 at 1:37 AM

    dude...ur missing out a minority of about 0.5% women in India, who are misandrists (i think thts what men-haters are called) because of various reasons, such as the one that u mentioned in the latest post on 'Mehboob'..i.e., unke raste pe already gandhe paav ke nishaan hai.

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  12. ITDonkeySeptember 6, 2008 at 11:51 AM

    5 % of urban India is employed in IT. Of which around 3% are males. Of which around 1% are donkeys. I think you can safely discount this 1% when it comes to love life.

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